Photos by Linder Sterling
Billboard writes that Morrissey is considering a record deal with Warner Bros. as his former label, Attack Records “reverts to being a largely catalogue-driven label”…
I wonder how he feels about WB’s exploitation and mistreatment of animals?
Archive for June, 2007
Gratuitous Morrissey Pics
Posted in T.V., gossip, music on June 26, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Paris Hilton the New Picasso?
Posted in art?, celebrities, gossip, idiots, wtf on June 26, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
She sees the world through the eyes of a child. Not since Picasso has the art world seen such genius. The way she disregards the rules of perspective, her insistence on labeling everything in the composition and adding prose alongside the visuals, the haphazard use of negative space…’Tis true talent to render her [...]
Jessica Biel’s face frightens me, body okay.
Posted in celebrities, sex, wtf on June 26, 2007 | 3 Comments »
I must be the only one who is frightened by jessica biel’s nose-lip combo and extreme bone structure. From 3/4 view she’s pretty, but in those straight-on views she looks like a pile of rocks with a wig on it, even in soft-focus.
Speed Racing Does Not Mean You Have a Big One.
Posted in celebrities, idiots, wtf on June 20, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
A truck driver was killed yesterday on the 400 highway after swerving to avoid two dinky cars that were racing too close. The trucker headed toward the medium and oncoming cars, so he swerved back to the right, and fatally landed in the ditch. The boys who were racing are 20 yrs old, [...]
Reclaiming bits of hotness
Posted in Admiration Station, celebrities, gossip, sex on June 20, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I used to have a big crush on Jude Law, but his dalliances with bubble-heads like Sienna Miller crushed any butterflies that dared to dance in my stomach when Jude was on the screen. Not sure whether this chick’s a bubble-head too, but she’s ‘out there’ enough to bring back some of the mysterious hotness [...]
Is that tattoo an homage to her weak bladder?
Posted in art?, music, wtf on June 20, 2007 | 3 Comments »
GADS! I’m teleported back to that time in grad school when I sat, silently biting my fist, as my professor praised a student for her ‘brilliant’ idea of writing an essay on the ‘genius’ of the rhizomatic structure of Radiohead’s website. And people wonder why red wine is my friend and confidante…
I’m confused! Jordan’s the mom?
Posted in celebrities, gossip, wtf on June 13, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Um…this reminds me of…
Tell me that’s not the tagline?
Posted in movies on June 13, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Australian premier of Michael Bay’s atrocity and affront to my childhood memories
“Their war. Our world”????? Oh this movie’s gonna suck hard. The look of melancholy and emptiness in that Transformer’s eyes says it all.
WTF? of the Day
Posted in wtf on June 13, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Is this what happens when you touch Paris Hilton?
Results: Holly Hallstrom beats out Holly Madison
Posted in Admiration Station, T.V., celebrities, sex on June 13, 2007 | 1 Comment »
So there wasn’t a huge response to my post “Good Ol’ Fashioned ‘Beauty-Off’, but the clicker counts on my blog stats page show that Hallstrom is definitely getting more click, while Madison’s prolly only getting old dick. Congrats Holly H. You light up my life.
Pics from THIS fansite.
Britney to play Dagon in remake of H.P Lovecraft Classic?
Posted in Books, celebrities, gossip, movies on June 12, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Dagon by Jeff Remmer
Stick Figure.
Posted in celebrities, gossip on June 12, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Non-Lethal Weaponry
Posted in propaganda on June 12, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Been googling Non-Lethal Weaponry and there are extensive lists. Most notable, apart from the Gay Bomb, are Acoustitcs weapons that emit nauseating frequencies that make the opponent’s head want to explode, and lasers that produce a burning sensation on the skin without actually burning the skin…But this one’s my absolute favourite from a list [...]
Today in Itstory: Day Against Child Labour
Posted in Ads, itstory, politics, propaganda on June 12, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Kathy Lee Gifford: Patron Saint of Labouring Children
Don’t be fooled by Ronald McDonald House, WalMart Children’s Charities or other corporate children’s charities…it’s a front. Today is a reminder that our comfortable lifestyles come at the expense others’ childhoods. Here are some of the most popular offenders you might try and avoid…
Gay Bomb?
Posted in music, politics, propaganda, sex on June 12, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
This is old news, but news to me.
CBS Headline: Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A ‘Gay Bomb’
(CBS 5) BERKELEY A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested [...]
Just wash your peen!
Posted in sex on June 9, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Mariah Carey and The Cowardly Lion from “The Wizard of Oz”
Posted in art?, celebrities, music, sex on June 9, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Artist Admiration Station: Kerry Wright Zentner
Posted in Admiration Station, art? on June 9, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
One of my favourite Toronto artists, Kerry Wright Zentner, is the featured “Artist of the Week” at MONDOmagazine.net. Read the interview here. For now, I leave you with a selection of creature masterpieces by the artist himself. Congratulations, Kerry!
Paris Hilton a.k.a. Chicken Lady going back to Jail!
Posted in T.V., celebrities, gossip, itstory on June 8, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
This is all gossip and rumours, and I swore I’d never contribute to the Paris publicity machine, but I can’t help myself today. It’s the heat. So here’s a little sump’n to make those grey skies cheer up. The indifference in the cop’s eyes (passenger seat) is what really makes it.
Let it [...]
This Day in 1949: George Orwell’s 1984 Published
Posted in Admiration Station, Books, itstory, propaganda on June 8, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I’m a little bit Winston and a little bit O’Brien.
De-Evolution of Retro Style
Posted in art?, celebrities, itstory, music, propaganda, sex on June 8, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Retro is always in. But in the past year, it’s been in in a very particular way. Doo-wop and 50s girls style defines musicians like Amy Winehouse (signature beehive) and the Pipettes (another female-fronted band); Christina Aguilera goes further, evoking the Company B style of the WWII era. I can’t help but [...]
But, they’re still in their unmentionables…
Posted in Ads, propaganda, sex on June 8, 2007 | 3 Comments »
I know this ad is old, but it never gets old for me. I love that women being “revolutionary” means appearing in front of a camera in plain, white underwear. Way to challenge the patriarchy. Along with this pathetic statement, is the inherent contradiction in the message: you’re perfect the way you [...]
Fashion not a Luxury?
Posted in Ads, gossip on June 7, 2007 | 2 Comments »
OK. Sex and the City, Sarah Jessica Parker and the entire cougar-quotient of middle-aged straight women who feel they’ve ‘paid their dues’ (what, living?) and ‘deserve it’, whatever ‘it’ means, make me want to swallow an e-Coli-infested mace. Their unabashed and frivolous consumption of useless products IS NOT SOPHISTICATION, people! Anyway, Pony [...]
This Date in 1975: Sony Introduces Betamax for Public Consumption
Posted in Ads, itstory, sex on June 7, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I miss the modern era.
Good Ol’ Fashioned “Beauty-Off”: Holly v. Holly
Posted in sex on June 7, 2007 | 1 Comment »
In honour of 70s porn and game shows stuck in the 70s, I bring to the table a question of great importance. Who’s hotter: Holly Hallstrom, classic Barker Beauty, or Holly Madison, Hef’s main lady? Personally, Madison will never hold a candle to Hallstrom. Holly Hallstrom is pure glamour, sex, money, blow, [...]
Bob Barker’s (a.k.a., Daytime Hefner) Last Dance with the Mic.
Posted in T.V., celebrities, gossip, sex on June 7, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Bob Barker’s stint as host for the daytime, gameshow version of the Playboy Mansion is over. 35 years of desperate female (and sometimes male) contestants trying to make out with him, fellate his microphone, get the numbers of his Beauties and rub themselves with cash or tacky furniture inspired me, turned me on to [...]
Hidden Gem: Frostitution Bakery
Posted in Admiration Station, Food, art?, gossip on June 7, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Pop art meets delicious sweets. Here are just a few samples from the most talented pastry chef in Canada. Not an overstatement!
I can read: Lunar Park by Bret Easton Ellis
Posted in Admiration Station, Books on June 6, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Just devoured Bret Easton Ellis’ latest novel, Lunar Park. I am a huge fan of Ellis’ stories and post-postmodern writing style. His ability to write a character who is so believably arrogant AND self-effacing at the same time is awe-some along with the fact that he can weave in so much pop-culture without [...]
Because your arms get crows’ feet and your legs get laugh lines…
Posted in Ads on June 6, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Oil of Olay’s marketing team must really fly on the notion that we women will fall for just about anything. They’ve extended their anti-aging product line to include products for limbs now? I’d like to give their CEO a Q-10 rich colonic.
There’s that vomit-inducing, slap-silly smile again.
This calls for a trip to the deli
Posted in art?, gossip on June 6, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Peeing must be a bitch.
