After being inspired by this portrait of Dubya, I thought I would do a literal rendition of how I think Owen Wilson’s face is basically having sex with itself. Cheer up, Owen; you’re uniquely handsome and, after all, love is staring you in the face.
**Disclaimer! These ‘naughty bits’ are PROSTHETICS!**
Archive for August, 2007
Don’t Be Sad, Owen! Your Face Loves Itself
Posted in Admiration Station, art?, celebrities, sex on August 29, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
President of [What?] Skills, USA
Posted in idiots, wtf on August 28, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Bravo to Caitlin Upton for carrying on a tradition of dumb blonde jokes. Her bio says she’s the President of Skills (probably the same skills Tara Connor had..?); you gotta be smart for that, rite? Perhaps she is a scholar in coding and encryption because I couldn’t understand a [...]
Separated at Birth: Fergie and Carrot Top
Posted in celebrities on August 27, 2007 | 29 Comments »
Maybe it’s the eyebrows, maybe it’s the busted plastic surgery on the schnoz and the bad collagen but I can’t shake the feeling that these two were either separated at birth or in fact are one and the same but different wigs…
p.s. please excuse very bad photoshopping today. i’ve got sunstroke.
Stephen Harper, We Demand an Inquiry!
Posted in idiots, politics, propaganda on August 23, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Canadians are Naïve, Naïve, Naïve!”
Disclaimer: Part of me believes we, as a people, masochistically enjoy watching our governments slip into the nightmarish, Orwellian clichés just so we can say, “See? Government BAD! Government EVIL!” and feel totally vindicated for fudging our taxes; this only demonstrates how naïve we are here in Canada when [...]
Like Easter, but every 2-4 weeks!
Posted in art?, propaganda, sex, wtf on August 21, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The system will keep finding ways to keep women too distracted and preoccupied with the way they look to amount to much more than an overly-decorated Easter Egg with a short shelf-life: dyed, stenciled, painted, put in a basket for all to see, and then cracked open and tossed out with the scraps, never getting [...]
Morrissey: No, No, No, Yes, No.
Posted in Admiration Station, Morrissey, music, politics, sadness on August 20, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Still choosing the greater of two evils, Morrissey announces his Fall Tour Dates. Implicit in the itinerary is his preference for a country whose government has instigated war, okayed torture, rape, civilian deaths, of tens of thousands of Iraqis – women, children and men – over one that has said ‘no’ to that [...]
John Stamos’ Secret Love Child: Adrian Grenier
Posted in T.V., celebrities, gossip, wtf on August 20, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Is Adrian Grenier (quasi celeb douche from Entourage) the secret Love Child of John Stamos and 1980s Boglin?
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EQUALS
in other words:
Baby Björk Makes Me Happy Again
Posted in Admiration Station, music on August 17, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Okay, after that very saddening article, I thought I’d cheer myself up (and anyone else who might be reading..) with some Baby Björk Pictures!
ENJOY!
A Turtle in a Girdle and other Man-Made Deformities
Posted in celebrities, idiots, sadness, wtf on August 17, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Exerpts from “Our oceans are turning into plastic…are we?” by Susan Casey:
“…all over the globe, there are signs that plastic pollution is doing more than blighting the scenery; it is also making its way into the food chain. Some of the most obvious victims are the dead seabirds that have been washing ashore in startling [...]
Resorting to Their Level: Joe Francis
Posted in celebrities, gossip, idiots, sex on August 14, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
After hearing a gossip piece on how Joe Francis is upset that Hugh Heffner did not come to his defense (as he claimed Hugh went through ’similar’ persecution for similar things…um..ok…) I got that rage bubble again. And as his face keeps showing itself like a pesky cockroach in the kitchen, the bubble grows [...]
The Price of Cheap Toys
Posted in politics, wtf on August 14, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Ok, so there are more recalls coming in of products made cheap by Chinese labourers so that Westerners can continue the illusion of wealth “here” versus poverty “there.” Having two young cousins and a baby niece, I feel the pressure of having to buy them lots of toys to keep up with the rest [...]
