First of all, I am a lazy blogger and I apologize. I won’t always take the time to find the right pictures to match up with what I’m trying to explain in my posts and i don’t know how to do my own screen caps (do you need digital tv for this? that’s [...]
Archive for the ‘celebrities’ Category
ANTM Look-Alikes Take Two: Lauren
Posted in T.V., celebrities on April 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Apologia, not apology
Posted in Ads, celebrities, idiots, music, propaganda on January 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
First, I’d like to apologise to anyone who might actually read this blog. I’ve been away for a while after becoming disillusioned with the amount of hate mail I was receiving for one Zac Efron post and one Fergie post. Both of these posts were in the spirit of distaste for these particular cogs in [...]
FOX is afraid we will learn what we already know…
Posted in T.V., celebrities, politics, propaganda on September 17, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Notoriously right-wing network, FOX, censors Sally Fields’ acceptance speech at 2:00 into the clip…keep watching, keep watching…Makes you wonder just how ‘progressive’ shows like The Family Guy really are? Women’s voices = Power. Women’s voices as Puppets of the Patriarchy = Pathetic (Joan Rivers, take note!)
“Winners” aptly named for Colonialist Tendencies…
Posted in celebrities, itstory, politics, sadness, wtf on September 7, 2007 | 2 Comments »
If you live in Canada, you’re probably familiar with that giant outlet store that boasts new items daily–from clothing to home furnishings to lead-laden childrens’ toys. On a recent visit to my local Winners, I stopped by the home furnishing section only to be horrified by the cheap colonialist bric-a-brac festooned on their even [...]
Zac Efron is NOT GAY…
Posted in celebrities, gossip, wtf on September 6, 2007 | 15 Comments »
…he’s just trapped inside a woman’s body.
I mean come on, could he look anymore like the love child of Reba McIntyre and Laura Bush? He’s all woman…
And for anyone who’s wondering who this dude(tte) is, he’s starred in Disney’s High School MUSICAL and Hairspray the MUSICAL…not that starring in MUSICALS makes a person gay…I’m [...]
Don’t Be Sad, Owen! Your Face Loves Itself
Posted in Admiration Station, art?, celebrities, sex on August 29, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
After being inspired by this portrait of Dubya, I thought I would do a literal rendition of how I think Owen Wilson’s face is basically having sex with itself. Cheer up, Owen; you’re uniquely handsome and, after all, love is staring you in the face.
**Disclaimer! These ‘naughty bits’ are PROSTHETICS!**
Separated at Birth: Fergie and Carrot Top
Posted in celebrities on August 27, 2007 | 29 Comments »
Maybe it’s the eyebrows, maybe it’s the busted plastic surgery on the schnoz and the bad collagen but I can’t shake the feeling that these two were either separated at birth or in fact are one and the same but different wigs…
p.s. please excuse very bad photoshopping today. i’ve got sunstroke.
John Stamos’ Secret Love Child: Adrian Grenier
Posted in T.V., celebrities, gossip, wtf on August 20, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Is Adrian Grenier (quasi celeb douche from Entourage) the secret Love Child of John Stamos and 1980s Boglin?
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EQUALS
in other words:
A Turtle in a Girdle and other Man-Made Deformities
Posted in celebrities, idiots, sadness, wtf on August 17, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Exerpts from “Our oceans are turning into plastic…are we?” by Susan Casey:
“…all over the globe, there are signs that plastic pollution is doing more than blighting the scenery; it is also making its way into the food chain. Some of the most obvious victims are the dead seabirds that have been washing ashore in startling [...]
Resorting to Their Level: Joe Francis
Posted in celebrities, gossip, idiots, sex on August 14, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
After hearing a gossip piece on how Joe Francis is upset that Hugh Heffner did not come to his defense (as he claimed Hugh went through ’similar’ persecution for similar things…um..ok…) I got that rage bubble again. And as his face keeps showing itself like a pesky cockroach in the kitchen, the bubble grows [...]
I’m Baaaaaaaaaaack!
Posted in Admiration Station, celebrities on July 31, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
And to celebrate, I’m posting pics and a vid of America’s favourite feel-good kitty, Winston, by way of FourFour.
He’s the one who broke the news about Aquafina being tap water:
This one’s worth the sneeze at 00:32.
Torn Between Love and Hate: Morrissey Chides Madonna, Praises PeTA
Posted in Morrissey, celebrities, idiots, music, politics, propaganda, wtf on July 12, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
So at a concert in Norfolk, VA, Morrissey made a few on-stage pronouncements about Madge’s timely shift in public persona as ‘eco-friendly’:
According to 24Sizzler.com’s spy, the eco-friendly rocker told concert-goers about fur-loving Madonna, “I wouldn’t be surprised if she [Madonna] made that African boy into a coat and wore him … for 15 minutes, and [...]
Stanley K. Bernstein: Diet Doctor or Doctor Death?
Posted in Underworld, celebrities, gossip, idiots, itstory, politics, propaganda, wtf on July 4, 2007 | 3 Comments »
This news is old but forgotten. I keep seeing ads for Bernstein’s diet clinics on TV and wonder what special forces it took to acquit him of attempted murder charges when all of the jewellry and Rolex watches were stashed in his home… I also wonder what kind of powerhouse lawyer he employed [...]
Paris Hilton the New Picasso?
Posted in art?, celebrities, gossip, idiots, wtf on June 26, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
She sees the world through the eyes of a child. Not since Picasso has the art world seen such genius. The way she disregards the rules of perspective, her insistence on labeling everything in the composition and adding prose alongside the visuals, the haphazard use of negative space…’Tis true talent to render her [...]
Jessica Biel’s face frightens me, body okay.
Posted in celebrities, sex, wtf on June 26, 2007 | 3 Comments »
I must be the only one who is frightened by jessica biel’s nose-lip combo and extreme bone structure. From 3/4 view she’s pretty, but in those straight-on views she looks like a pile of rocks with a wig on it, even in soft-focus.
Speed Racing Does Not Mean You Have a Big One.
Posted in celebrities, idiots, wtf on June 20, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
A truck driver was killed yesterday on the 400 highway after swerving to avoid two dinky cars that were racing too close. The trucker headed toward the medium and oncoming cars, so he swerved back to the right, and fatally landed in the ditch. The boys who were racing are 20 yrs old, [...]
Reclaiming bits of hotness
Posted in Admiration Station, celebrities, gossip, sex on June 20, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I used to have a big crush on Jude Law, but his dalliances with bubble-heads like Sienna Miller crushed any butterflies that dared to dance in my stomach when Jude was on the screen. Not sure whether this chick’s a bubble-head too, but she’s ‘out there’ enough to bring back some of the mysterious hotness [...]
I’m confused! Jordan’s the mom?
Posted in celebrities, gossip, wtf on June 13, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Um…this reminds me of…
Results: Holly Hallstrom beats out Holly Madison
Posted in Admiration Station, T.V., celebrities, sex on June 13, 2007 | 1 Comment »
So there wasn’t a huge response to my post “Good Ol’ Fashioned ‘Beauty-Off’, but the clicker counts on my blog stats page show that Hallstrom is definitely getting more click, while Madison’s prolly only getting old dick. Congrats Holly H. You light up my life.
Pics from THIS fansite.
Britney to play Dagon in remake of H.P Lovecraft Classic?
Posted in Books, celebrities, gossip, movies on June 12, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Dagon by Jeff Remmer
Stick Figure.
Posted in celebrities, gossip on June 12, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Mariah Carey and The Cowardly Lion from “The Wizard of Oz”
Posted in art?, celebrities, music, sex on June 9, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Paris Hilton a.k.a. Chicken Lady going back to Jail!
Posted in T.V., celebrities, gossip, itstory on June 8, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
This is all gossip and rumours, and I swore I’d never contribute to the Paris publicity machine, but I can’t help myself today. It’s the heat. So here’s a little sump’n to make those grey skies cheer up. The indifference in the cop’s eyes (passenger seat) is what really makes it.
Let it [...]
De-Evolution of Retro Style
Posted in art?, celebrities, itstory, music, propaganda, sex on June 8, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Retro is always in. But in the past year, it’s been in in a very particular way. Doo-wop and 50s girls style defines musicians like Amy Winehouse (signature beehive) and the Pipettes (another female-fronted band); Christina Aguilera goes further, evoking the Company B style of the WWII era. I can’t help but [...]
Bob Barker’s (a.k.a., Daytime Hefner) Last Dance with the Mic.
Posted in T.V., celebrities, gossip, sex on June 7, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Bob Barker’s stint as host for the daytime, gameshow version of the Playboy Mansion is over. 35 years of desperate female (and sometimes male) contestants trying to make out with him, fellate his microphone, get the numbers of his Beauties and rub themselves with cash or tacky furniture inspired me, turned me on to [...]
