First, I’d like to apologise to anyone who might actually read this blog. I’ve been away for a while after becoming disillusioned with the amount of hate mail I was receiving for one Zac Efron post and one Fergie post. Both of these posts were in the spirit of distaste for these particular cogs in [...]
Archive for the ‘idiots’ Category
Apologia, not apology
Posted in Ads, celebrities, idiots, music, propaganda on January 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
President of [What?] Skills, USA
Posted in idiots, wtf on August 28, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Bravo to Caitlin Upton for carrying on a tradition of dumb blonde jokes. Her bio says she’s the President of Skills (probably the same skills Tara Connor had..?); you gotta be smart for that, rite? Perhaps she is a scholar in coding and encryption because I couldn’t understand a [...]
Stephen Harper, We Demand an Inquiry!
Posted in idiots, politics, propaganda on August 23, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Canadians are Naïve, Naïve, Naïve!”
Disclaimer: Part of me believes we, as a people, masochistically enjoy watching our governments slip into the nightmarish, Orwellian clichés just so we can say, “See? Government BAD! Government EVIL!” and feel totally vindicated for fudging our taxes; this only demonstrates how naïve we are here in Canada when [...]
A Turtle in a Girdle and other Man-Made Deformities
Posted in celebrities, idiots, sadness, wtf on August 17, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Exerpts from “Our oceans are turning into plastic…are we?” by Susan Casey:
“…all over the globe, there are signs that plastic pollution is doing more than blighting the scenery; it is also making its way into the food chain. Some of the most obvious victims are the dead seabirds that have been washing ashore in startling [...]
Resorting to Their Level: Joe Francis
Posted in celebrities, gossip, idiots, sex on August 14, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
After hearing a gossip piece on how Joe Francis is upset that Hugh Heffner did not come to his defense (as he claimed Hugh went through ’similar’ persecution for similar things…um..ok…) I got that rage bubble again. And as his face keeps showing itself like a pesky cockroach in the kitchen, the bubble grows [...]
Torn Between Love and Hate: Morrissey Chides Madonna, Praises PeTA
Posted in Morrissey, celebrities, idiots, music, politics, propaganda, wtf on July 12, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
So at a concert in Norfolk, VA, Morrissey made a few on-stage pronouncements about Madge’s timely shift in public persona as ‘eco-friendly’:
According to 24Sizzler.com’s spy, the eco-friendly rocker told concert-goers about fur-loving Madonna, “I wouldn’t be surprised if she [Madonna] made that African boy into a coat and wore him … for 15 minutes, and [...]
Bible Thumpers, Golfers and Metallica Fans Equally as Offensive to Thor
Posted in idiots, wtf on July 11, 2007 | 1 Comment »
A man was struck by lightning as he was jogging and listening to religious music on his iPod. The electric current melted the iPod, traveled down through his pants and blew up one of his sneakers. Last year, a teen who was mowing the lawn while listening to Metallica faced a similar fate [...]
Stanley K. Bernstein: Diet Doctor or Doctor Death?
Posted in Underworld, celebrities, gossip, idiots, itstory, politics, propaganda, wtf on July 4, 2007 | 3 Comments »
This news is old but forgotten. I keep seeing ads for Bernstein’s diet clinics on TV and wonder what special forces it took to acquit him of attempted murder charges when all of the jewellry and Rolex watches were stashed in his home… I also wonder what kind of powerhouse lawyer he employed [...]
Hipsteritis is an STD
Posted in idiots, sex, wtf on July 3, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Classic Myspace shot with onset of tousled hair
I found this in the most recent edition of Canadian Journal of Medicine:
Hipsteritis
Hipsteritis is transmitted sexually, so to speak, qualifying it as an STD. It strikes those who have no cultural taste of their own but badly want to be cool and are hungry for [...]
Paris Hilton the New Picasso?
Posted in art?, celebrities, gossip, idiots, wtf on June 26, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
She sees the world through the eyes of a child. Not since Picasso has the art world seen such genius. The way she disregards the rules of perspective, her insistence on labeling everything in the composition and adding prose alongside the visuals, the haphazard use of negative space…’Tis true talent to render her [...]
Speed Racing Does Not Mean You Have a Big One.
Posted in celebrities, idiots, wtf on June 20, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
A truck driver was killed yesterday on the 400 highway after swerving to avoid two dinky cars that were racing too close. The trucker headed toward the medium and oncoming cars, so he swerved back to the right, and fatally landed in the ditch. The boys who were racing are 20 yrs old, [...]
