After being inspired by this portrait of Dubya, I thought I would do a literal rendition of how I think Owen Wilson’s face is basically having sex with itself. Cheer up, Owen; you’re uniquely handsome and, after all, love is staring you in the face.
**Disclaimer! These ‘naughty bits’ are PROSTHETICS!**
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Don’t Be Sad, Owen! Your Face Loves Itself
Posted in Admiration Station, art?, celebrities, sex on August 29, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Like Easter, but every 2-4 weeks!
Posted in art?, propaganda, sex, wtf on August 21, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The system will keep finding ways to keep women too distracted and preoccupied with the way they look to amount to much more than an overly-decorated Easter Egg with a short shelf-life: dyed, stenciled, painted, put in a basket for all to see, and then cracked open and tossed out with the scraps, never getting [...]
Resorting to Their Level: Joe Francis
Posted in celebrities, gossip, idiots, sex on August 14, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
After hearing a gossip piece on how Joe Francis is upset that Hugh Heffner did not come to his defense (as he claimed Hugh went through ’similar’ persecution for similar things…um..ok…) I got that rage bubble again. And as his face keeps showing itself like a pesky cockroach in the kitchen, the bubble grows [...]
Hipsteritis is an STD
Posted in idiots, sex, wtf on July 3, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Classic Myspace shot with onset of tousled hair
I found this in the most recent edition of Canadian Journal of Medicine:
Hipsteritis
Hipsteritis is transmitted sexually, so to speak, qualifying it as an STD. It strikes those who have no cultural taste of their own but badly want to be cool and are hungry for [...]
Jessica Biel’s face frightens me, body okay.
Posted in celebrities, sex, wtf on June 26, 2007 | 3 Comments »
I must be the only one who is frightened by jessica biel’s nose-lip combo and extreme bone structure. From 3/4 view she’s pretty, but in those straight-on views she looks like a pile of rocks with a wig on it, even in soft-focus.
Reclaiming bits of hotness
Posted in Admiration Station, celebrities, gossip, sex on June 20, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I used to have a big crush on Jude Law, but his dalliances with bubble-heads like Sienna Miller crushed any butterflies that dared to dance in my stomach when Jude was on the screen. Not sure whether this chick’s a bubble-head too, but she’s ‘out there’ enough to bring back some of the mysterious hotness [...]
Results: Holly Hallstrom beats out Holly Madison
Posted in Admiration Station, T.V., celebrities, sex on June 13, 2007 | 1 Comment »
So there wasn’t a huge response to my post “Good Ol’ Fashioned ‘Beauty-Off’, but the clicker counts on my blog stats page show that Hallstrom is definitely getting more click, while Madison’s prolly only getting old dick. Congrats Holly H. You light up my life.
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Gay Bomb?
Posted in music, politics, propaganda, sex on June 12, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
This is old news, but news to me.
CBS Headline: Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A ‘Gay Bomb’
(CBS 5) BERKELEY A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested [...]
Just wash your peen!
Posted in sex on June 9, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Mariah Carey and The Cowardly Lion from “The Wizard of Oz”
Posted in art?, celebrities, music, sex on June 9, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
De-Evolution of Retro Style
Posted in art?, celebrities, itstory, music, propaganda, sex on June 8, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Retro is always in. But in the past year, it’s been in in a very particular way. Doo-wop and 50s girls style defines musicians like Amy Winehouse (signature beehive) and the Pipettes (another female-fronted band); Christina Aguilera goes further, evoking the Company B style of the WWII era. I can’t help but [...]
But, they’re still in their unmentionables…
Posted in Ads, propaganda, sex on June 8, 2007 | 3 Comments »
I know this ad is old, but it never gets old for me. I love that women being “revolutionary” means appearing in front of a camera in plain, white underwear. Way to challenge the patriarchy. Along with this pathetic statement, is the inherent contradiction in the message: you’re perfect the way you [...]
This Date in 1975: Sony Introduces Betamax for Public Consumption
Posted in Ads, itstory, sex on June 7, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I miss the modern era.
Good Ol’ Fashioned “Beauty-Off”: Holly v. Holly
Posted in sex on June 7, 2007 | 1 Comment »
In honour of 70s porn and game shows stuck in the 70s, I bring to the table a question of great importance. Who’s hotter: Holly Hallstrom, classic Barker Beauty, or Holly Madison, Hef’s main lady? Personally, Madison will never hold a candle to Hallstrom. Holly Hallstrom is pure glamour, sex, money, blow, [...]
Bob Barker’s (a.k.a., Daytime Hefner) Last Dance with the Mic.
Posted in T.V., celebrities, gossip, sex on June 7, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Bob Barker’s stint as host for the daytime, gameshow version of the Playboy Mansion is over. 35 years of desperate female (and sometimes male) contestants trying to make out with him, fellate his microphone, get the numbers of his Beauties and rub themselves with cash or tacky furniture inspired me, turned me on to [...]
