If you live in Canada, you’re probably familiar with that giant outlet store that boasts new items daily–from clothing to home furnishings to lead-laden childrens’ toys. On a recent visit to my local Winners, I stopped by the home furnishing section only to be horrified by the cheap colonialist bric-a-brac festooned on their even [...]
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“Winners” aptly named for Colonialist Tendencies…
Posted in celebrities, itstory, politics, sadness, wtf on September 7, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Zac Efron is NOT GAY…
Posted in celebrities, gossip, wtf on September 6, 2007 | 15 Comments »
…he’s just trapped inside a woman’s body.
I mean come on, could he look anymore like the love child of Reba McIntyre and Laura Bush? He’s all woman…
And for anyone who’s wondering who this dude(tte) is, he’s starred in Disney’s High School MUSICAL and Hairspray the MUSICAL…not that starring in MUSICALS makes a person gay…I’m [...]
President of [What?] Skills, USA
Posted in idiots, wtf on August 28, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Bravo to Caitlin Upton for carrying on a tradition of dumb blonde jokes. Her bio says she’s the President of Skills (probably the same skills Tara Connor had..?); you gotta be smart for that, rite? Perhaps she is a scholar in coding and encryption because I couldn’t understand a [...]
Like Easter, but every 2-4 weeks!
Posted in art?, propaganda, sex, wtf on August 21, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The system will keep finding ways to keep women too distracted and preoccupied with the way they look to amount to much more than an overly-decorated Easter Egg with a short shelf-life: dyed, stenciled, painted, put in a basket for all to see, and then cracked open and tossed out with the scraps, never getting [...]
John Stamos’ Secret Love Child: Adrian Grenier
Posted in T.V., celebrities, gossip, wtf on August 20, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Is Adrian Grenier (quasi celeb douche from Entourage) the secret Love Child of John Stamos and 1980s Boglin?
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EQUALS
in other words:
A Turtle in a Girdle and other Man-Made Deformities
Posted in celebrities, idiots, sadness, wtf on August 17, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Exerpts from “Our oceans are turning into plastic…are we?” by Susan Casey:
“…all over the globe, there are signs that plastic pollution is doing more than blighting the scenery; it is also making its way into the food chain. Some of the most obvious victims are the dead seabirds that have been washing ashore in startling [...]
The Price of Cheap Toys
Posted in politics, wtf on August 14, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Ok, so there are more recalls coming in of products made cheap by Chinese labourers so that Westerners can continue the illusion of wealth “here” versus poverty “there.” Having two young cousins and a baby niece, I feel the pressure of having to buy them lots of toys to keep up with the rest [...]
Mystery of WTF-Fingers Solved?
Posted in wtf on July 12, 2007 | 19 Comments »
Remember these wtf-fingers?
I had harboured a guess that the condition was caused by touching Paris Hilton. Well, apparently creatures in Lake Ontario have been touching Paris Hilton too! Nothing is safe!
Torn Between Love and Hate: Morrissey Chides Madonna, Praises PeTA
Posted in Morrissey, celebrities, idiots, music, politics, propaganda, wtf on July 12, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
So at a concert in Norfolk, VA, Morrissey made a few on-stage pronouncements about Madge’s timely shift in public persona as ‘eco-friendly’:
According to 24Sizzler.com’s spy, the eco-friendly rocker told concert-goers about fur-loving Madonna, “I wouldn’t be surprised if she [Madonna] made that African boy into a coat and wore him … for 15 minutes, and [...]
Bible Thumpers, Golfers and Metallica Fans Equally as Offensive to Thor
Posted in idiots, wtf on July 11, 2007 | 1 Comment »
A man was struck by lightning as he was jogging and listening to religious music on his iPod. The electric current melted the iPod, traveled down through his pants and blew up one of his sneakers. Last year, a teen who was mowing the lawn while listening to Metallica faced a similar fate [...]
Probably the Best thing on Youtube
Posted in T.V., wtf on July 10, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Try not to get hypnotized!
Stanley K. Bernstein: Diet Doctor or Doctor Death?
Posted in Underworld, celebrities, gossip, idiots, itstory, politics, propaganda, wtf on July 4, 2007 | 3 Comments »
This news is old but forgotten. I keep seeing ads for Bernstein’s diet clinics on TV and wonder what special forces it took to acquit him of attempted murder charges when all of the jewellry and Rolex watches were stashed in his home… I also wonder what kind of powerhouse lawyer he employed [...]
Hipsteritis is an STD
Posted in idiots, sex, wtf on July 3, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Classic Myspace shot with onset of tousled hair
I found this in the most recent edition of Canadian Journal of Medicine:
Hipsteritis
Hipsteritis is transmitted sexually, so to speak, qualifying it as an STD. It strikes those who have no cultural taste of their own but badly want to be cool and are hungry for [...]
Paris Hilton the New Picasso?
Posted in art?, celebrities, gossip, idiots, wtf on June 26, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
She sees the world through the eyes of a child. Not since Picasso has the art world seen such genius. The way she disregards the rules of perspective, her insistence on labeling everything in the composition and adding prose alongside the visuals, the haphazard use of negative space…’Tis true talent to render her [...]
Jessica Biel’s face frightens me, body okay.
Posted in celebrities, sex, wtf on June 26, 2007 | 3 Comments »
I must be the only one who is frightened by jessica biel’s nose-lip combo and extreme bone structure. From 3/4 view she’s pretty, but in those straight-on views she looks like a pile of rocks with a wig on it, even in soft-focus.
Speed Racing Does Not Mean You Have a Big One.
Posted in celebrities, idiots, wtf on June 20, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
A truck driver was killed yesterday on the 400 highway after swerving to avoid two dinky cars that were racing too close. The trucker headed toward the medium and oncoming cars, so he swerved back to the right, and fatally landed in the ditch. The boys who were racing are 20 yrs old, [...]
Is that tattoo an homage to her weak bladder?
Posted in art?, music, wtf on June 20, 2007 | 3 Comments »
GADS! I’m teleported back to that time in grad school when I sat, silently biting my fist, as my professor praised a student for her ‘brilliant’ idea of writing an essay on the ‘genius’ of the rhizomatic structure of Radiohead’s website. And people wonder why red wine is my friend and confidante…
I’m confused! Jordan’s the mom?
Posted in celebrities, gossip, wtf on June 13, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Um…this reminds me of…
WTF? of the Day
Posted in wtf on June 13, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Is this what happens when you touch Paris Hilton?
